Beanpie - Volume 5 Episode 1: Building a better mouse trap

Beanpie - Volume 5 Episode 1: Building a better mouse trap

*Opening Scene Beanpie is in his room looking around and thinking hard

Beanpie(to self): This doesn’t make any sense. I know someone is behind this, but who? I know that it couldn’t be Lisa, and Ice Juicy could care less about my stuff. I have to find out who is behind all of the nonsense. Right now everyone is a suspect.

*Scene 2 Beanpie is in his room sulking/thinking when Tailgate comes in.

Tailgate: What’s the matter oh King of Hustlers?

Beanpie: Not right now little goat, I have to find out who is stealing all of my goods.

Tailgate: You honestly think there is one mastermind out there trying to take all that YOU have? I think not.

Beanpie: I know there is. Every single time that I create something, it gets stolen. Don’t you find that a bit odd?

Tailgate: Well, now that you mention it, it does seem a bit fishy. Why would someone want to take your idiotic ideas?

Beanpie: Exactly…..wait a minute, my ideas are not idiotic, if they were would anyone try to steal them?

Tailgate: Whatever. If someone is trying to steal your stuff, why don’t you set them up?

Beanpie: Alright, that sounds good, but how do you suggest I go about doing that?

Tailgate: Make something, and just run your mouth like you usually do, then set up a trap for whoever tries to steal it.

Beanpie: That is exactly what I need to do. I knew you spider monkeys would come in handy one day.

Tailgate: Yeah right, I just don’t understand how primates can even find the bathroom, let alone invent something. By the way, Geico called and said they need you for another commercial shoot.

Beanpie: Very funny, now move so I can get ready to set this trap.

*Tailgate leaves and Beanpie gets ready to go out and set the trap up.

*Scene 3 Beanpie is walking to the store when he runs into Shaun

Beanpie: Hey Ice Juicy, my main govy. What’s going on?

Shaun: My name is…..forget it. It’s just another day at work.

Beanpie: I have my idea for my next sham.

Shaun: Oh brother, what stupidity did you come up with this time?

Beanpie: Well mate, I this time I have come up with the ultimate gardening product.

Shaun: And what might that be?

Beanpie: Well, you know how the plant food nowadays is so expensive?

Shaun: So

Beanpie: I have come up with an inexpensive way to grow your plants.

Shaun: Is this the part where I jump for joy?

Beanpie: Whatever Ice Juicy, I’m just informing you of my new product

Shaun: Well Randolph, I am just informing you that my name is Shaun and I could care less about a gardening product. I have work to do, so I will be on my way.

Beanpie: Alright. The solution will be done tonight, and I will leave it in my basement when I’m done.

Shaun: You told me that because?

Beanpie: No reason. See ya.

*Beanpie continues walking down the street

Beanpie(to self): Hmmmm, trying to act like he doesn’t care. I think he may just be acting to avoid being a suspect. Now to let Lisa in on my newest invention

*Beanpie calls Lisa at work

Lisa: Hello

Beanpie: Hey love, how are you today?

Lisa: I’m fine, and what do you want?

Beanpie: Hahaha very funny, I don’t want a thing love. Just calling to fill you in on the newest invention.

Lisa: Can’t this wait until I get home?

Beanpie: I really wanted to tell you. I am making a new plant food that will be inexpensive and great for your garden.

Lisa: Is that it?

Beanpie: No, I will be leaving it in the basement tonight. Okay?

Lisa: Alrighty then, I have to go and do some real work now. Bye-bye Randolph

Beanpie: It’s Beanpie, and goodbye love.

*Beanpie hangs up the phone

Beanpie(to self): Alright, now Lisa knows too. All the pieces are in place.